What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What birds make average students?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How does a witch play loud music?
