What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How does the sun listen to music?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?