What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do Olympians never overheat?