What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What animal loves Indian food?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?