What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What country has the most fish?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?