Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?