What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What is blue and not heavy?
How are mountains able to see?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?