What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call an old snowman?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What day is your mom always right?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
