What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?