What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?