What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
A river current.
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What animals love to close envelopes?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?