Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?