What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
A river current.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How do you compliment a cat?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
