What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What fish only swims at night?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's the friendliest pen?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
