What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What animal loves Indian food?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is another name for a cow?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How do you get kids to do something?
Where do burgers like to dance?