Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call a small mom?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why are grandkids so great?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?