What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the foal cough?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How do automobiles fly?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.