What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Molar opposites.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Where do horses reside?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the snake name his daughter?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?