What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Molar opposites.
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the echo get detention?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?