What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do math teachers love March?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What is the color of the wind?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why do cats love to work?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?