Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?