Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How do frogs get to work?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why was the math book sad?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?