Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What is a table you can eat?
How does a cow do math?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What vegetables do librarians like?