Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What tree has the most bark?
Why are goats so funny?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?