Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?