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Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
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How do you get to Tooth Island?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How did the toad die?
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How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
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Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
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What's a toad's favorite sweet?
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Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
