What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?