Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
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What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
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What do you call a tired tree?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How did the coach get his quarterback?