What do British people and golfers have in common?
They both love a good tea time.
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How do you organize a space party?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What birds make average students?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
