What do British people and golfers have in common?
They both love a good tea time.
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?