Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?