What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How do you get straight A's?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?