What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Which elf is the best singer?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's the scariest letter?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
