What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's a henway?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?