What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
What do you call a Zen egg?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What animals make the best students?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
