What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
