What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Families are like fudge.
Who are Frosty's parents?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's the friendliest national park?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How are mountains able to see?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?