What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What dog wears contact lenses?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?