Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do math teachers eat?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call two birds in love?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's the loudest sport?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What bird is always sad?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
When is a baseball player like a thief?