What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a magical reptile?