What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why are goats so funny?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?