What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Where do goldfish go camping?
How did the tree get lost?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?