What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why are all priests fit?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Where do stars go to college?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
