Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call a pig thief?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How was the wedding?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?