What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?