What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why was the mime upset?
What does winter fat turn into?
I like telling Dad jokes.
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?