What do stars celebrate in December?
Winter solstice.
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why are fish such good architects?