What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?