What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?