What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
How do frogs get to work?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What kind of books do boats write?
How do bears keep cool?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do elves learn in school?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
