Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is the smallest lion?
How does a cow do math?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Do dads always snore?
