Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's black and white and red all over?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?