Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
What do you call a famous turtle?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?