Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How can you farm during the winter?