What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
My, you're growing some long legs!
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which is the worst season?
