What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
My, you're growing some long legs!
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
How does the sun listen to music?
What was the first animal in space?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?