What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?