What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?