What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the turkey cross the road?