Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call an old snowman?
What is the strongest animal?
