What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?