Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?