Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What school subject really rocks?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?