What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
