Why do elephants have trunks?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What fairy loves to count?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?