What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What is the color of the wind?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did the sick chicken say?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?