What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
It's Crowded!
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?