What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?