My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
Why do bees buzz?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
