What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?