What kind of books do boats write?
Ferry tales.
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What vegetables make the best music?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?