What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the goal post get angry?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How do automobiles fly?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How much money does a skunk have?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?