What kind of books do boats write?
Ferry tales.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?