What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the fish blush?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Which is the worst season?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Where do polar bears vote?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?