Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?