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What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How can you make 7 even?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
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When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
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Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?