What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?