Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is the smallest lion?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What sweet treat never panics?