Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why are frogs always happy?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?