Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is a cow's dream job?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?