Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.