Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do cats wear to work?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do naked fish play with?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?