Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What season begins with a thud?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's the holiest insect?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do ducks get after they eat?