Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How did the toad die?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How do you make antifreeze?