Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Which singer could always break a five?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
I broke my finger!
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do elves learn in school?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
