What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?