What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How does a taco bless the table?
