What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How do you make antifreeze?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?