Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did summer say to spring?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?