What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What birds make average students?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do ducks have for lunch?