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How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
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Why did the clock get removed from the library?
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Which plant has the best roar?
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What is the unluckiest type of cat?
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What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
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My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.