What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog.
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What season begins with a thud?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Which celebrity loves to read?
We had a discussion about roses.