Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?