What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog.
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What name sounds like the past tense?
If you need help building an ark...
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How was the wedding?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
