Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why are all priests fit?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the barber win the race?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?