What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Six Flags® Day.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
When does a horse talk?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why are goats so funny?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?