Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?