Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
What day do hands always go to church?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a hike across the universe?