Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do horses say to greet each other?