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What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Who invented fractions?
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What car always breaks the rules?
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What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How is life like toilet paper?
When should baseball players wear armor?
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Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
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What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?