How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why is a computer so smart?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What type of barrel breaks easily?