How do you get kids to do something?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How do you get straight A's?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?