Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What words make the best athletes?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
