Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?