Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What dogs are always lying to you?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do bees chew?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's a tornado's favorite game?