Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?