Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Euripides things, you buy them!
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the bread do on vacation?