Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Euripides things, you buy them!
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
