What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What fish only swims at night?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do cows say on NYE?
Do dads always snore?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the echo get detention?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?