What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?