What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Climate change.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
When do mice play every day?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did the calf play in the school band?