Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
