What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What shape has a knighthood?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?