What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Climate change.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Which insect is the smartest?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How did the toad die?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Which hot drink loves golf?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Which subject has two parts?
