What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
A faux pa.
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why are books always so angry?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What sweet treat never panics?
