What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
A faux pa.
Where do horses reside?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How long do chickens work?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?