What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why are goats so funny?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How do you talk to a giant?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Where would you find an elephant?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
