Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How does a taco bless the table?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the bread do on vacation?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?