Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How long will dinner be?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What makes pirates such good singers?