How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
What's a dog's favorite book?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Did you know about April 1st?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why is a doctor always calm?