How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
We had a discussion about roses.
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a peanut in space?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?