What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?