Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How do birds threaten one another?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?