How do baseball players always stay cool?
Where do horses reside?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why is money so stubborn?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What animal floats best?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?