What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
This is a cat-astrophe!
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do cows say on NYE?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?