What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Spring.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What are baby potatoes called?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do elves learn in school?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?