Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why is furniture so generous?