How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?