Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?