What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
A crumb-inal!
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
