What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
A crumb-inal!
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What season begins with a thud?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Did you know about April 1st?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?