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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
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Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?