Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Their romance was all in vein.
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did the confused bee say?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
