Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What kind of ant is good at math?