What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How do frogs get to work?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
