What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call a short cow?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why was the cow afraid?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Which computer won the talent show?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?