What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How does a cow do math?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?