What do you call two birds stuck together?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How does a cow do math?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did March say to the madness?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?