Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What fish only swims at night?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What does an evil hen lay?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?