What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
How do you make a cow float?
What is the coolest country?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What is a plant's favorite college course?