Where does a camper keep his money?
In a river bank.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Which relative loves rice?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did March say to the madness?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?