What do you call an emergency in the spring?
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How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.