What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do bees say in the summer?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?