What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?