What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
I broke my finger!
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
