What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Where do polar bears vote?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call hiking college students?