What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Which singer could always break a five?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the cloud date the fog?