What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do insects learn at school?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?