Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
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What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How does a lion greet other animals?