What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Lollihops.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do bees buzz?
How do amoebas make calls?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a greedy elf?
