Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Where do cows go for lunch?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the mama goat say to her child?